My reality is that I am not the king of my castle. Meet George, a.k.a Jorge, or "Mr Poo Poosh." George was adopted by my wife and although admittedly cute, he's kind of an asshole. He'll be nice to you if he's in the mood, but he won't hesitate to chase and bite you if it suits him. He sleeps between Deb and I and he used to bite me if I tried to get near her. He was our own live form of birth control.A few weeks ago he showed his affection by pissing on my side of the bed right in front of me. He's probably jealous I still have all of my bits and pieces. Get those pets spayed and neutered everybody!
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