One of the things they don't tell you when you live your life as a bald man is that in the winter time when you shave your head clean, your knitted winter hat has nothing to hold onto and refuses to stay perched atop of your Lester Lightbulb, Uncle Fester, Shrek like head. If that's not bad enough, the next day the knitted cap refuses to come off of your head due to the Velcro effect of knitted fabric and your horse-shoe shaped, 5 O'clock shadowed stubble.
On the bright side, the lack of quaff reduces wind resistance and allows you to run super fast. This assuming you can run super fast in the first place. Which of course, I can't.
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